"It'll take a miracle."

You learn at an early age that only the modest, fair-haired girls get the cool princes that used to be bears. Screw you, Rose Red. Screw your flaming cheeks and your courage and irreverance and general pluck. You get the leftover younger brother who wasnt interesting enough to attract the ire of Local Witch #47. And somehow, that's going to be enough for you.

yeah.