She'd called the ambulance for what turned out to be vertigo, and phoned me afterwards to crow about her adventures. "Come tuck me in! I'm as tired as a pig in shit!".
I arrived to find her in the kitchen, grinning, berobed, and tucking away at an entire lemon meringue pie.
Me (panting, not a little sweaty): "--Grandma?"
Grandma (winking and gesturing with her spoon at the half-finished pie): "Want some Chinese food?"
No comments:
Post a Comment