We recently witnessed two hippies--vagrants?drunks? (takeyerpick)--duking it out on Elmwood. They were falling over each other in a smelly tangle of dredlocks and Rush teeshirts and nearly careened into the Grand Am. They did a couple of somersaults for our enjoyment and rolled to a stop in front of the toystore where the stouter or wilier or more sober of the two took the opportunity to 'pants' the other. Not to be daunted by a trifling nekkid ass, Bum #2 left the offending corduroys where they lay and pelted after his attacker towards Bagel Brothers--no doubt to reclaim his stolen bag of weed or hemp necklace.
No word yet on whether this was all some kind of staged entertainment funded by the co-op. You know, just to keep up appearances.
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