Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Scientists have spotted them using tools, you know.

They're coming.

Arrowing in at the house. Bombing cars and bus stops and baby strollers with their nitric shit. Bullying the local rodentia. Drowning out airborne neighbors with their advanced, raucous language.

I saw three scouts in different trees around the hospital and I'm sure they were employing some kind of triangulation.

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