It's a Doggy Dogg World.

Halfway into Day Three of Puppywatch:

I think I've figured it out. He's narcoleptic. Whenever he's afraid of something, he falls asleep. Tugging him past the garbage cans--falls asleep. Throwing him a stick--falls asleep. Pulling him out of the driveway--falls asleep. On his feet, no less.
It's more amusing than annoying to see a ninety pound, five month old puppy pass the hell out whenever he catches sight of anything larger or more threatening than my winter boots.