Tuesday, October 25, 2005

I recommend Hershey's syrup over Quick.

A: "You freaked the hell out last night about getting milk."
J: "Well, I need it. You know I drank at least three glasses of chocolate milk this morning between the hours of four and six."
A: "What were you doing between four and six?"
J: "Reading."
A: "Maybe you should consider Lunestra."
J: "Maybe I should consider sobriety."
A: "Let's not get radical, here."

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