I'm borrowing this from scott. I said I needed a good meme.
Here’s the next meme for everyone, as long as you get it before someone else with your name does. Type in your first name and the word “needs” into Google. Post the first 10 results, plus a few other interesting ones.
Jessica needs:
1. an adoptive family that is very structured.
2. coffee
3. to wear something sexy again to gain the spotlight among so many superstars.
4. to be left alone.
5. constant attention.
6. to grow a backbone.
7. a new color lipstick.
8. to spend lots of time just kissing Helen.
9. to rethink her position on doing adult films.
10. a new kidney.
The Albas and Simpsons out there are just ruining things for me and my kind.
3 comments:
Johnny needs:
1) Exposure to the stock market.
2) I don't think Johnny needs to be demoted?
3) Johnny needs to fly.
4) Johnny needs a motto.
5) Johnny needs to start reading.
6) Little Johnny needs braces.
7) Johnny Five needs the input.
8) Johnny needs to have his grades taken into consideration.
9) Johnny needs Jolt.
10) Johnny needs daddy.
I will contend that mine is far worse than Jessica's...
Goose needs:
1.)a maintainer
2.)"Our Help"
3.)to be par-boiled
4.)to be smoked in order to let the fat drain out.
5.)a bigger oven
6.)an average of one half pound of food a day
7.)to make a nest
8.)a rain coat in case of "fowl weather"
9.)to hire a firm that will publicize him...(???)
10.)water to survive
Though my favorite has been "Goose needs...about 14 minutes per pound..."
Ok so that was fun ;)
Greg needs:
1. A girlfriend for season two
2. To find a conservative middle ground strategy
3. A new backhand
4. A bigger role
5. To be hung from the nearest tree as a bike thief!
6. Moonbatty!(?)
7. To spend time reading some of our ancient texts
8. To perform a blind taste test
9. To have Guile installed.
10. A good dose of Skinny Puppy around 7am every morning.
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